Flisrenwonbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody dragonfly.

Flisrenwonbaf created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisrenwonbaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisrenwonbaf, he will turn you into a slug.

Flisrenwonbaf's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flisrenwonbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.