Tomgadzessdid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless snail.

Tomgadzessdid created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomgadzessdid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomgadzessdid, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tomgadzessdid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tomgadzessdid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tomgadzessdid.

2. Tomgadzessdid loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tomgadzessdid on top of all buildings.