Fomdubmetjan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered butterfly.

Fomdubmetjan created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomdubmetjan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fomdubmetjan, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fomdubmetjan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fomdubmetjan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fomdubmetjan.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Retreat if three tapirs approach from the west.