Larpfunyam is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, almighty shark.

Larpfunyam created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfunyam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpfunyam, he will destroy your home planet.

Larpfunyam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Larpfunyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. You must love Larpfunyam.

4. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

5. Never write about nebulae.