Wonfagkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic beaver.

Wonfagkap created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonfagkap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wonfagkap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Wonfagkap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Wonfagkap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wonfagkap.

2. Wonfagkap loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Wonfagkap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Wonfagkap nine times a day.

5. Never wear shoes.