Listdaphab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate alligator.

Listdaphab created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listdaphab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Listdaphab, she will manifest in front of you.

Listdaphab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Listdaphab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.