Gentinget is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow otter.

Gentinget created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gentinget, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gentinget, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gentinget's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gentinget's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear violet shorts.

5. Never talk about nematodes.
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