Fodcamart is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured beaver.

Fodcamart created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcamart, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fodcamart, he will make you grow a tail.

Fodcamart's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fodcamart's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fodcamart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect your elders.