Dapbutveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful frog.

Dapbutveg created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbutveg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dapbutveg, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dapbutveg's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dapbutveg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dapbutveg.

5. Always obey Dapbutveg's priests.