Xincadhak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish dove.

Xincadhak created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xincadhak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xincadhak, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Xincadhak's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Xincadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xincadhak.

5. Do not commit murder.