Habrenyim is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, clever raccoon.

Habrenyim created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Habrenyim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Habrenyim, she will strike you with lightening.

Habrenyim's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Habrenyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never bounce near porpoises.