Dotgovcin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous wolf.

Dotgovcin created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgovcin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotgovcin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dotgovcin's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Dotgovcin's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.