Veglarpbestyar is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful dragonfly.

Veglarpbestyar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Veglarpbestyar, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Veglarpbestyar, he will boil you in a big pot.

Veglarpbestyar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Veglarpbestyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat apples.

2. Never talk about mites.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Retreat if nine sheep approach from the east.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.