Kabhon is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty otter.

Kabhon created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabhon, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kabhon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kabhon's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Erect six gold sculptures of Kabhon on top of important buildings.