Linfemhig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient horse.

Linfemhig created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Linfemhig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Linfemhig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Linfemhig's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Linfemhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Linfemhig's name in vain.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.