Dubtifomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, contented dingo.

Dubtifomt created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Dubtifomt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubtifomt, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubtifomt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dubtifomt's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dubtifomt first in all things.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Always obey Dubtifomt's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.