Cipwongar is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest camel.

Cipwongar created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipwongar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cipwongar, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cipwongar's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Cipwongar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Always help monkeys in need.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Cipwongar three times a day.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.