Tunnulvabced is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome spider.

Tunnulvabced created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Tunnulvabced, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tunnulvabced, he will not care at all.

Tunnulvabced's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tunnulvabced's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Tunnulvabced on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Tunnulvabced.

4. You must never eat lentils.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.