Hangenkadpit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody hamster.

Hangenkadpit created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hangenkadpit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hangenkadpit, it will turn you into a hamster.

Hangenkadpit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hangenkadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.