Bissbetkad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, smart raccoon.

Bissbetkad created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissbetkad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bissbetkad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bissbetkad's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bissbetkad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink geese, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Always obey Bissbetkad's priests.