Pogstandim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered ant.

Pogstandim created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogstandim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pogstandim, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pogstandim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pogstandim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pogstandim's priests.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not take Pogstandim's name in vain.

4. You must pray to Pogstandim six times a day.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogstandim.