Podjenrill is a god.

She takes the form of a small, charitable centipede.

Podjenrill created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podjenrill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Podjenrill, she will be mildly annoyed.

Podjenrill's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Podjenrill's Holy Commandments

1. Podjenrill loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.