Tundutgab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid jellyfish.

Tundutgab created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tundutgab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tundutgab, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Tundutgab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tundutgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not hurt mice.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.