Fudcemceb is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying wombat.

Fudcemceb created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Fudcemceb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudcemceb, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fudcemceb's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fudcemceb's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six geese approach from the north.

2. Never think ill of sick mites.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about nebulae.