Larnfutsascabdodjenlun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical dog.

Larnfutsascabdodjenlun created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnfutsascabdodjenlun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larnfutsascabdodjenlun, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Larnfutsascabdodjenlun's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Larnfutsascabdodjenlun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not hurt swans.