Ruttfoncat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest owl.

Ruttfoncat created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfoncat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ruttfoncat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ruttfoncat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Ruttfoncat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away if four foxes approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.