Gednartlig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sapient deer.

Gednartlig created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gednartlig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gednartlig, she will turn you into a dog.

Gednartlig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gednartlig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gednartlig.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Never hurt ants.