Nuttvadapp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent crab.

Nuttvadapp created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttvadapp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttvadapp, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nuttvadapp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nuttvadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mention mites.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never wear red hats.