Padzakfagton is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident goat.

Padzakfagton created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Padzakfagton, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Padzakfagton, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Padzakfagton's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Padzakfagton's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.