Japceblabrill is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, contented bee.

Japceblabrill created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Japceblabrill, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Japceblabrill, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Japceblabrill's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Japceblabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Japceblabrill must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Japceblabrill.

5. Worship no other gods but Japceblabrill.