Dissgadfab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, ruthless fox.

Dissgadfab created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissgadfab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dissgadfab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dissgadfab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dissgadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Run away if four mites approach from the south.

5. You must pray to Dissgadfab nine times a day.