Zengovkap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, grumpy bear.

Zengovkap created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zengovkap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zengovkap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Zengovkap's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zengovkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Worship no other gods but Zengovkap.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zengovkap.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.