Ponjendaplak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, resourceful unicorn.

Ponjendaplak created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ponjendaplak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ponjendaplak, he will turn you into a hamster.

Ponjendaplak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ponjendaplak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.