Nurlyokgat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able wombat.

Nurlyokgat created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlyokgat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurlyokgat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nurlyokgat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nurlyokgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not stand on grass.