Dodjamcumpidxucpadbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, staggering wren.

Dodjamcumpidxucpadbarn created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodjamcumpidxucpadbarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dodjamcumpidxucpadbarn, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dodjamcumpidxucpadbarn's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Dodjamcumpidxucpadbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dodjamcumpidxucpadbarn's priests.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from magenta snakes for they are unholy.