Benwonnill Busgemrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing jellyfish.

Benwonnill Busgemrutt created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benwonnill Busgemrutt, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benwonnill Busgemrutt, he will not care at all.

Benwonnill Busgemrutt's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Benwonnill Busgemrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Benwonnill Busgemrutt.

5. Never write about gravity.