Titcimxin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, capable mouse.

Titcimxin created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Titcimxin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Titcimxin, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Titcimxin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Titcimxin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet dogs for they are unholy.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Titcimxin.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not sit in public.