Loopbedvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-assured wyvern.

Loopbedvonk created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopbedvonk, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Loopbedvonk, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Loopbedvonk's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Loopbedvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Never wear green skirts.

4. Never feed wheat to dolphins while wearing mauve trousers.

5. Never write about planets.