Dabvidmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful wombat.

Dabvidmeg created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dabvidmeg, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabvidmeg, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dabvidmeg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dabvidmeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Always look after injured doves.

3. You must love Dabvidmeg.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.