Ripbinbitarf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing hippopotamus.

Ripbinbitarf created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Ripbinbitarf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ripbinbitarf, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ripbinbitarf's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ripbinbitarf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Ripbinbitarf first in all things.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ripbinbitarf loves horses, so they must be honoured.