Rowadsis is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering donkey.

Rowadsis created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowadsis, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rowadsis, she will destroy your home planet.

Rowadsis' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rowadsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rowadsis' priests.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.