Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar, he will manifest in front of you.

Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Worship no other gods but Dotcudvagsabhogmipgar.