Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud dragon.

Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Erect four lead sculptures of Cadhaparpcamlatvigtailjop on top of important buildings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.