Bimflatbat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing dragonfly.

Bimflatbat created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimflatbat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimflatbat, it will think nothing of it.

Bimflatbat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Bimflatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimflatbat.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not kill rats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.