Sogortcem is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, duplicitous sheep.

Sogortcem created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogortcem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogortcem, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sogortcem's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sogortcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

3. Sogortcem loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Sogortcem first in all things.