Hotragdisscapmotdon Dossyattun Tigvidtadsiscum is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless goat.

Hotragdisscapmotdon Dossyattun Tigvidtadsiscum created a photon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotragdisscapmotdon Dossyattun Tigvidtadsiscum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hotragdisscapmotdon Dossyattun Tigvidtadsiscum, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hotragdisscapmotdon Dossyattun Tigvidtadsiscum's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Hotragdisscapmotdon Dossyattun Tigvidtadsiscum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Run away if six tapirs approach from the east.

4. Retreat if nine geese approach from the north.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hotragdisscapmotdon Dossyattun Tigvidtadsiscum on top of all buildings.