Bephigcepflow is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful dog.

Bephigcepflow created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bephigcepflow, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bephigcepflow, he will turn you into a snail.

Bephigcepflow's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bephigcepflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Hide from black voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help bats.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Bephigcepflow on top of important buildings.