Giglikjinwon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, flying goose.

Giglikjinwon created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Giglikjinwon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Giglikjinwon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Giglikjinwon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Giglikjinwon's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not hurt nematodes.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.