Fomfadtan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, astonishing clam.

Fomfadtan created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomfadtan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomfadtan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fomfadtan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fomfadtan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fomfadtan.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your arms brown.

4. Never wear orange dresses.

5. Never pour water over plants.