Wodquamsawdog is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, caring bee.

Wodquamsawdog created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Wodquamsawdog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wodquamsawdog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wodquamsawdog's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wodquamsawdog's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look after injured doves.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.